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PostSubject: Comp 4 Laughter PAlace August_2010   Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:13 am

Assalam O ALaikum

is comp mai ap logo ko sardar pe jokes share krne hain



RUles:
1. ek member ek hi joke share krega
2. Editting allow nhi hai
3. Last date 4 sharing is 28_august_2010

Is baar comp ka time thora rkha ja rha hai
so ap log jaldi se share krain

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PostSubject: Re: Comp 4 Laughter PAlace August_2010   Thu Aug 19, 2010 2:05 pm

Okay i will Do it soon

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PostSubject: Re: Comp 4 Laughter PAlace August_2010   Fri Aug 20, 2010 10:38 am

Ek bari ek Mareez doctor Sardar se
ilaaz krane gaya. Sardar ne jaanch
ker ne baad kaha. Koi ghabrane ki
baat nahin ye 2 goli 24 ghante main
le lena.

Ek goli sone ke baad aur doosri
Jaagne se pehle.

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PostSubject: Re: Comp 4 Laughter PAlace August_2010   Fri Aug 20, 2010 12:58 pm

Wife: Aap Bohat mote ho gaye ho,



Sardar: Tum bhi to kitni moti hogayi ho,


Wife: Buddhu main to maa banne wali hoon,



Sardar: Main bhi to baap banne wala hoon;-)
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PostSubject: Re: Comp 4 Laughter PAlace August_2010   Sun Aug 22, 2010 7:35 pm

Sardar: I Love U Ka Kya Matlab Hy?
Girl: Ma Tumse Pyar Karti Hun.
Sardar: Aaj Kal Ki Larkiyan To Buhat Besharam Hyn. Ek Bat Ka Matlab Kya Pocha Free Hogaen. <img src=" longdesc="33" />
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PostSubject: Re: Comp 4 Laughter PAlace August_2010   Mon Aug 23, 2010 2:39 pm


پرنام سنگھ بڑا نامي گرامي پائلٹ تھا ايک دفعہ اسے جہاز کو لندن سے امريکہ لے جانا تھا آٹھ گھنٹے کي اس طويل پرواز ميں جہاز سمندر پر اڑتا ھے۔ جھاز کو پرواز کئے چار گھنٹے گزر چکے تھے کچھ مسافر سو رھے تھے کچھ جاگ رھے تھے۔ اچانک سپيکر پر کپتان کي آواز ابھري "خواتين و حضرات ۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔ جہاز کا کپتان پرنام آپ سے مخاطب ھے۔ نيويارک جانے والي پرواز پر ھم چار گھنٹے کا سفر کر چکے ہيں، ٣٥ فٹ کي بلندي پر سفر کرتے ھوئے ھم اس وقت بحراوقيانوس کے عين درميان ميں ھيں"

"اگر آپ دائيں بائيں کي کھڑکيوں سے باھر جھانک کر ديکھيں تو آپ کو نظر آئے گا کہ جہاز کے چاروں انجنوں ميں آگ لگي ھوئي ھے"

"اگرآپ جہاز کے پچہلے حصے ميں جاکر ديکھيں تو پتا چلے گا کہ جھاز کي دم چند لمحوں بعد ٹوٹ کر عليحدہ ھو جائے گي"

“اگر آپ جہاز کي کھڑکي سے نيچے سمندر ميں ديکھيں تو آپ کو پيلے رنگ کي چھوٹي سي لائف بوٹ نظرآئے گي، جس ميں سوار تين آدمي آپ کي طرف ديکھ کر ہاتھ ھلا رھے ھيں"

“يہ تين آدمي، ميں پرنام سنگھ، ميرا معاون پائلٹ کورنام سنگھ اور نيوي گيٹر بنتاسنگھ ھيں۔ سپيکر پر جو آواز آپ سن رھے ھيں وہ پہلے سے ريکارڈ شدہ ھے، واہِ گرو آپ کو اپني پناہ ميں کہے، اجازت چاھتا ھوں ست سري اکال"

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PostSubject: Re: Comp 4 Laughter PAlace August_2010   Tue Aug 24, 2010 3:59 pm

sardar:
tumko sharam nahi ati tumhara baap tailor hai or tumahari shirt phati hai.

2nd sardar: sharam to tumko nahi ati tumahara baap dentish hai or tumahara bhai bina danton k paida hua hai.. :P

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PostSubject: Re: Comp 4 Laughter PAlace August_2010   Wed Aug 25, 2010 5:34 am

Sardar calls his Wife:

Ghar Nahin Aa Sakta,
Car ka steering, Gear Sab chori ho Gaya hai.

After 5 min,

He calls:
"Aa Raha hoon Ghalti se pichli Seat py baith gaya Tha".
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